I snuck away from the wife for an hour or so of EVE last night (I am becoming the ultimate filthy casual). I didn't feel I had time to scan down any MRs, but I wanted to see an imaginary spaceship explode, so I dusted off the suicide ganking alt, hopped in a shiny new Catalyst, christened her "YOU GONNA DIE BIOTCH" and popped a Retriever in an asteroid belt.
...and the aftermath
[ 2013.11.27 03:30:56 ] H3donism Bot > gf
[ 2013.11.27 03:31:40 ] Tanja Auffrie > lmao. Lick my dirty anus. gf fight? No thats called a gank get it right. Nice gank though.
[ 2013.11.27 03:33:14 ] Wolfgang Liao > suicide gank?
[ 2013.11.27 03:33:52 ] Tanja Auffrie > Indeed
[ 2013.11.27 03:33:52 ] H3donism Bot > another rebel heroically executed by the new order
[ 2013.11.27 03:34:08 ] H3donism Bot > Kill: Tanja Auffrie (Retriever)
[ 2013.11.27 03:34:29 ] Tanja Auffrie > I hope you like my veld.
[ 2013.11.27 03:34:54 ] H3donism Bot > it is delicious, thank you
[ 2013.11.27 03:40:34 ] H3donism Bot > www.minerbumping.com
[ 2013.11.27 03:41:23 ] Wolfgang Liao > long live the new order
[ 2013.11.27 03:41:45 ] Wolfgang Liao > so say we all
[ 2013.11.27 03:41:55 ] H3donism Bot > ^^
[ 2013.11.27 03:42:25 ] Tanja Auffrie > lol order old order could care less. however a fresh killright... Who isn't down to play with that.
[ 2013.11.27 03:42:55 ] H3donism Bot > ...on a perma-flashy ganker alt
[ 2013.11.27 03:43:00 ] Wolfgang Liao > keep me updated on that i am quite interested in seeing how this plays out
[ 2013.11.27 03:43:03 ] Wolfgang Liao > lol
[ 2013.11.27 03:52:42 ] Tanja Auffrie > Wolfgang Liao consider this updated. I'm waiting on H3donism Bot to play.
[ 2013.11.27 03:55:17 ] Tanja Auffrie > Your perma flash seems to of gone away... More over it looks like your new order isn't worth shit if you can't even undock.
[ 2013.11.27 03:55:49 ] H3donism Bot > your tears sustain me
[ 2013.11.27 03:56:48 ] Tanja Auffrie > I'll wait here all night if I have to darling. I'll gank a miner for the shits and giggles but I'll also take a good fight. Something it seems your not willing to do.
[ 2013.11.27 03:58:04 ] Tanja Auffrie > Lets see you get another miner tonight. Its not going to happen till after I've killed you.
[ 2013.11.27 03:58:16 ] H3donism Bot > lol
[ 2013.11.27 03:58:21 ] Tanja Auffrie > That your you jc away.
[ 2013.11.27 04:01:20 ] H3donism Bot > Tanja Auffrie I have a mining permit with your name on it
[ 2013.11.27 04:01:30 ] H3donism Bot > 10 million isk
[ 2013.11.27 04:01:36 ] Lileena Joringer > LOL
[ 2013.11.27 04:01:38 ] Tanja Auffrie > Fuck your permit, come out here and die. lol
[ 2013.11.27 04:02:57 ] Tanja Auffrie > Its a good think I do my home work as I mine. I have no issue doing homework as I wait for your sorry ass to undock.
[ 2013.11.27 04:03:45 ] H3donism Bot > i notice that you lack a basic understanding of highsec mechanics
[ 2013.11.27 04:04:22 ] Wolfgang Liao > what station is he in lol
[ 2013.11.27 04:04:28 ] H3donism Bot > if you will observe, my security status is -5.5, kind of precludes any dueling in highsec
[ 2013.11.27 04:04:35 ] H3donism Bot > however...
[ 2013.11.27 04:04:39 ] Tanja Auffrie > Not looking for a duel.
[ 2013.11.27 04:05:05 ] Tanja Auffrie > I just want to bust one of your little gank cattys.
[ 2013.11.27 04:05:09 ] H3donism Bot > perhaps you would like to fight my main, Kalim Dabo?
[ 2013.11.27 04:05:32 ] H3donism Bot > he is a respectable -1.5 and can move around in highsec at will
[ 2013.11.27 04:05:39 ] Tanja Auffrie > Nope. I just want your catty. I'll make you a deal... You can pay me 30mill ISK and I'll let you go.
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:02 ] H3donism Bot > haha, and how would you stop me from going if i chose?
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:13 ] Tanja Auffrie > Simple. I kill you.
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:20 ] Tanja Auffrie > Or you can jc out of here.
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:20 ] Soren Markus > heh, thats cute
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:31 ] H3donism Bot > have a magic bubble, perhaps?
[ 2013.11.27 04:06:56 ] H3donism Bot > to prevent me from simply warping away?
[ 2013.11.27 04:07:19 ] Tanja Auffrie > Maybe you'll get lucky. Maybe you'll die. EVE is all about the risks.
[ 2013.11.27 04:07:37 ] Soren Markus > no, eve is all about being invulnerable for a few seconds after undock :P
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:07 ] H3donism Bot > ^^=D
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:19 ] Lilth Shandel > lol If they risk the few seconds. So far they haven't.
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:34 ] Soren Markus > because hes enjoying your company
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:44 ] Soren Markus > he wont go til you stop being entertaining :)
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:50 ] H3donism Bot > well, trouble is, i don't really have anywhere i want to go atm
[ 2013.11.27 04:08:56 ] Tanja Auffrie > ^_^ I like them too. I just want to shoot at them. XD
[ 2013.11.27 04:09:19 ] Tanja Auffrie > Respect for a gank truely. But I have a nice kill right. I plan on useing it.
[ 2013.11.27 04:09:42 ] H3donism Bot > Tanja Auffrie how about a lesson for you?
[ 2013.11.27 04:09:42 ] Soren Markus > and he plans on letting you, eventually
[ 2013.11.27 04:10:04 ] Soren Markus > itd be stupid to carry it around, hes gonna let someone have it
[ 2013.11.27 04:10:08 ] H3donism Bot > about killrights, and what good they are on perma-flashy pirates
[ 2013.11.27 04:10:32 ] Soren Markus > haha oh right that too
[ 2013.11.27 04:10:37 ] H3donism Bot > news flash - anybody can shoot me anywhere already
[ 2013.11.27 04:11:14 ] Tanja Auffrie > I gues your right. Oh well. I'll just wait to shoot the pirate. XD
[ 2013.11.27 04:11:21 ] H3donism Bot > i advise you make it public for a price though, maybe somebody will be dumb enough to use it and you can recuperate ypur losses
[ 2013.11.27 04:11:46 ] SeaBoy18 > Haha, Tanja Auffrie even has 3 other corp mates camping the other station
[ 2013.11.27 04:12:01 ] Tanja Auffrie > Indeed.
[ 2013.11.27 04:12:05 ] H3donism Bot > i noticed them in local
[ 2013.11.27 04:12:34 ] H3donism Bot > sure you don't want to fight my main? i promise to cry if i lose
[ 2013.11.27 04:13:08 ] Tanja Auffrie > Its not about making you cry. You just gave me something to do for the night.
[ 2013.11.27 04:13:18 ] H3donism Bot > oh ok
[ 2013.11.27 04:13:53 ] H3donism Bot > well, sorry to dissappoint then, got to go service the wife, see you another time, perhaps
[ 2013.11.27 04:14:03 ] H3donism Bot > and remember...
[ 2013.11.27 04:14:07 ] Tanja Auffrie > I'll be waiting. ^_^
[ 2013.11.27 04:14:12 ] Kasey Elle > oh, wife aggro calls....
[ 2013.11.27 04:14:12 ] H3donism Bot > www.minerbumping.com